Scientists are losing their shit over sightings of a rare Whale Shark having a dump. It seems that these sharks tend to do their "business" in much deeper water - presumably because human scientists are such voyeuristic freaks. The scientists even collected the poo to take it home with them, claiming that studying the animal's poo will help them understand it better. Hmmm.... That's the same logic I used when I brought some of Twink's excrement home from RTE.Staying with the voyeuristic: George Takei (who played Sulu on Star Trek) is appearing on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here and he's fallen foul of the show's rules on where you can answer nature's call.
The actor (who is gay and therefore clearly unable to follow any rules whatsoever) was caught on nightvision cameras going for a wee within the habitation zone for the campers. Apparently that's a no-no as it attracts rats and then snakes and then aliens from outside the space federation.
Dirty skanky Sulu. What would Dr. Spock say?
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