Angry Hedgwig and my Inch

Twitter is a weird little application but Shirley has been getting into leaving offensive messages online. Apparently you can measure your girth of Twitter messages using Twick Size.

Mine only rates as an angry inch. I'm re-thinking that gym membership now!

Swimmin with the fishes! And the intelligent fishy-type mammals.

I'm heading on holidays soon. I wanna go here. Since I was a kid, I've always wanted to swim with dolphins - even if they are vicious creatures (and according to The Simpsons, they are!).